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Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: Soul Accumulation.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it
works)

Stage One

To begin your plan, you must first seduce a rock star. This will cause the
world to sense a grave disturbance in the force, bewildered by your arrival. Who
is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they
look so good in classic black?

Stage Two

Next, you must seize control of the Internet. This will all be done from a
space station, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the
world will spontaneously combust, as countless hordes of the undead hasten to do
your every bidding.

Stage Three

Finally, you must unleash your arcane ritual, bringing about pain, suffering,
the usual. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever
again dare steal your woman. Everyone will bow before your mystical abilities,
and the world will have no choice but to fall madly in love with you.