psghayleaux

stalker available
Date: 2008-09-15, 9:30AM EDT

Hi all you lovely cl ladies. If you clicked on this posting you're probably bored and in need of some well deserved excitement in your life. Why not consider me, your very own stalker, to harass your every waking hour and put that missing element of unpredictability back into your routine. I'm loyal, earnest, resourceful, and according to my PO officer basically harmless. I'm 6' tall when I'm not crouched behind bushes, I have a normal inconspicuous build, and a sweet easy-going slightly scary quiet way about me that's really very charming after the first couple breakins.

oh i laugh and i laugh, what makes this seem like a good idea to anyone? my excuse for clicking the link? morbid curiousity.