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I guess spraining my ankle isn't all bad. One of my friends walked to the store and got me some ice cream while where was there. *opens the ice cream and starts to in hale it*

Ick...

note to self: you can't eat a whole pint of ice cream by yourself any more. I don't care that it tastes good and you did it that one time when you first started college. If you try it now you just end up vaguely nauseous felling with 3/4 of a pint of ice cream melting on you desk.

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Look it wierd poem. I just found it, no idea when I wrote. it

glass eyed teddy bears
staring at the world
their unseeing eyes
fixed upon the future
i wonder what they see
through those glass eyes
is it always the same?
or ever changing?
that glassed eyed stare
fixed firmly to the front
or maybe the world passes
them by while they blink
when no one looks

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I have bravely finished my pint of ice cream in order to save my desk and computer from melting ice cream as i have no fridge or freezer. And man all I can say is ick, why the hell do I do these things?

Me and Draco's plan to destroy Saron (read at your own risk)

UnicornSam1: Oh, you poor hobbit!
kirana kitana: yes poor me indeed *pouts all cute like*
UnicornSam1: Oh! What a cute little hobbit! Can I take her home, Mommy? Huh? Can I?
kirana kitana: *blinks all cute an innocent like* see i'm harmless really, just ignore the giant flaming eye that's following me
UnicornSam1: Oooooh..... Giant flaming eye..... Fuuuuuunnnn..... Can I poke it? *poke poke*
kirana kitana: *looks at the eye* well um...just be careful it bites * holds the eye back as it snaps at your fingers*
UnicornSam1: But doesn't getting poked in the eye hurt? Hmm.... That's how they should kill it! Poke the eye!
kirana kitana: hehe that's a great idea, destroy saron by poking him in the eye
UnicornSam1: Well, all we see of him is the eye! Poke the eye, kill the eye!
kirana kitana: hear hear *charges off to mordor with a big stick to poke saron with*
UnicornSam1: Yoo-hoo! I wanna help! *grabs sharp pointy thing that makes soft things bleed and scream and follows*
kirana kitana: hehe let us go and make things bleed and scream *wonders where she can find more people to help stab the nasty eye*
UnicornSam1: Hmmm.... Shall we look for elves or dwarves first?
kirana kitana: elves, they're so very good with sharp pointy things. *thinks about how lovely the elves look shooting arrows in formation*
UnicornSam1: Ooooooh.... Pretty raining arrows.....
kirana kitana: yes yes, very pretty *gets far away look in eyes*
UnicornSam1: Mmmmmm.... Elven archers fun.
kirana kitana: yes much fun, where are we going to find some though?
UnicornSam1: Um.... Well, we can't go straight to Mordor. Where do we stop to find elves?
kirana kitana: there are probably some we'll pass on the way there, we can collect them as we go
UnicornSam1: Okay! And if they don't want to come, we bonk them on the head, and drag them!
kirana kitana: yep yep, tie them up in a sack and take them out when we get there
UnicornSam1: I like that idea!
kirana kitana: Tis a very good idea
UnicornSam1: What should we hit them with? Stick? heavy sack? Or should we just slug 'em?
kirana kitana: We could just slug 'em, but that's only if we can't sneek up behind them and bonk them on the head first
UnicornSam1: Okay!
kirana kitana: *jumps around happily* we're to mordor to destroy saron and we kidnapping elves on the way, much fun to be had
UnicornSam1: Very much, yes. Can I keep some elves when we're done?
kirana kitana: sure, as long as i get to keep some too
UnicornSam1: Of course! We'll split them 50/50.
kirana kitana: kk, sounds good to me, they might not like it, but that's secondary to what we want
UnicornSam1: Of course! Those silly elves should realize that what best for them is becoming our willing slave/servants/pets/whatever.
kirana kitana: Yeah, eventually I'm sure they'll realize its in their best interest to do as we say
UnicornSam1: Yup yup! My elves! Your elves! Happy us!
kirana kitana: Lovely lovely elves all for us *does a happy dance*
UnicornSam1: *joins in on happy dance*
kirana kitana: weeeee! We're crazy and happy
UnicornSam1: Oh yeah!
kirana kitana: *giggles insanely*
UnicornSam1: He he he!
kirana kitana: *spins around in circles, falls over* ooo i shouldn't have done that *sits up carefully* okay so when are we off?
UnicornSam1: Tonight?
UnicornSam1: Just watch out for Ring Wraiths.
kirana kitana: sure that as good a time as any *pecinels in on calendar leaving for mordor, kidnapping elves and poking flaming eye balls is on the agenda*
UnicornSam1: YEEEEE!!!! FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!
kirana kitana: yes yes must watch out for the nasty Ring Wraiths, all we need is fire and they'll stay away
kirana kitana: much fun
UnicornSam1: Fire..... Fire good......
kirana kitana: *giggles insanely and her eyes get really big* fire, my precious fire, pretty fire
UnicornSam1: I'm gonna eat before we leave though. Maybe I'll talk to you before we leave.
UnicornSam1: Heck, I'll be down in a couple minutes.
kirana kitana: okay that's good

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Argh its 10 and none of my friends are here, or if they are they're gone to bed. Damn them all. Although me and L. just had an interesting discussion about religion. She's just discovered god, and I want nothing to do with religion. So she asked me about some stuff like how we came into being and if I believe in god in some form. And I gave good coherent thought provoking answers. Which I feel she deserved, because she had no previous exposure to religion of any kind and now she hanging out with some people who could very nearly be called jesus freaks. And that I'm not so I gave her another view on religion to think about. And I think she actually appreciated it.